Matt ([info]mattofdoom) wrote,
@ 2005-12-15 15:23:00
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I had a dream last night, wherein I really, really wanted some nice corn flakes with cold milk and chopped banana. In this dream I went to Tesco and bought some corn flakes, took them home and poured myself a bowl. They tasted disgusting. Blurgh. I inspected the packet again, to find that although packaged exactly like corn flakes, I had accidentally bought oven chips. Closer examination of my meal showed that, yes indeed, I was eating cold oven chips with milk.

Equation:
Corn Flakes > Oven Chips.

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[info]doctor_bob
2005-12-15 05:43 pm UTC (link)
That's scary... I bought oven chips yesterday!

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[info]mervin
2005-12-15 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Even scarier is I was seeing how many I could fit up Matt's nose while he was sleeping...

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[info]mattofdoom
2005-12-16 01:05 am UTC (link)
...but did you really want corn flakes?

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[info]doctor_bob
2005-12-16 01:13 am UTC (link)
No... I've nailed this shopping lark thing down to generally buying the thing I was after.


Though I wouldn't mind some Corn Flakes now.

I had literally forgotten how good they taste, which isn't actually that bad!

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[info]blacbutterfly
2005-12-16 11:57 am UTC (link)
aha, but you forget, Frosties > Corn Flakes > Oven Chips.

and Oven Chips > Fries

so there.

- Jonathan

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[info]mattofdoom
2005-12-16 12:00 pm UTC (link)
Frosties? Bah! Bloody Breakfast amateurs.

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[info]blacbutterfly
2005-12-16 12:14 pm UTC (link)
Hmmph.

Frosties > You.

:p

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[info]argandahalf
2005-12-20 02:11 pm UTC (link)
:D

At least you used milk. Instead of, I dunno, more chips.

But you leave us in suspense!!! What of the banana??

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