Matt ([info]mattofdoom) wrote,
@ 2005-09-28 16:33:00
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Inventory of free items gathered from Sheffield Freshers' Week:

5x Lolly-pops
4x Drumsticks (confectionery)
2x Fruit salad (confectionery)
2x Starburst
1x Refresher bar
1x Bag of Haribo (goldbears)
7x Condoms
1x Yo-yo
1x Pin-badge
8x Pens
1x Pencil
1x Wilkinson brand fake pound coin (for nicking trolleys)
1x Wilkinson £1 gift voucher
2x Balloons (helium)
1x Plastic duck (with ring through it's beak)

Treasure!

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-28 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I think you should put all this treasure in one of the condoms, tie that to the balloons with the yo-yo, and set it free! Free, to wander the Earth and eventually descend into the back garden of someone more deserving of all those sweets than you.

You can keep the duck though.

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