Matt ([info]mattofdoom) wrote,
@ 2005-09-28 16:33:00
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Inventory of free items gathered from Sheffield Freshers' Week:

5x Lolly-pops
4x Drumsticks (confectionery)
2x Fruit salad (confectionery)
2x Starburst
1x Refresher bar
1x Bag of Haribo (goldbears)
7x Condoms
1x Yo-yo
1x Pin-badge
8x Pens
1x Pencil
1x Wilkinson brand fake pound coin (for nicking trolleys)
1x Wilkinson £1 gift voucher
2x Balloons (helium)
1x Plastic duck (with ring through it's beak)

Treasure!

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[info]superfluffy
2005-09-28 04:02 pm UTC (link)
God, you skanky git!
Nicking all those things off poor needy students, I ask you.
I hope you're ashamed of yourself, young man. *teacher voice*

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[info]mattofdoom
2005-09-28 05:26 pm UTC (link)
I'll have you know that items listed above were half-inched from evil corperate multi-nationals attempting to crupt innocent freshers, new to the big city, with their credit-card deals, cable television, microwaveable foodstuffs, and &c.

I am chapioning the march against globalation by accepting free pens that arn't for me, dammit!

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[info]superfluffy
2005-09-28 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Commendable, I'm sure...*cough*

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