Matt ([info]mattofdoom) wrote,
@ 2005-09-28 16:33:00
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Inventory of free items gathered from Sheffield Freshers' Week:

5x Lolly-pops
4x Drumsticks (confectionery)
2x Fruit salad (confectionery)
2x Starburst
1x Refresher bar
1x Bag of Haribo (goldbears)
7x Condoms
1x Yo-yo
1x Pin-badge
8x Pens
1x Pencil
1x Wilkinson brand fake pound coin (for nicking trolleys)
1x Wilkinson £1 gift voucher
2x Balloons (helium)
1x Plastic duck (with ring through it's beak)

Treasure!

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[info]superfluffy
2005-09-28 04:02 pm UTC (link)
God, you skanky git!
Nicking all those things off poor needy students, I ask you.
I hope you're ashamed of yourself, young man. *teacher voice*

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[info]mattofdoom
2005-09-28 05:26 pm UTC (link)
I'll have you know that items listed above were half-inched from evil corperate multi-nationals attempting to crupt innocent freshers, new to the big city, with their credit-card deals, cable television, microwaveable foodstuffs, and &c.

I am chapioning the march against globalation by accepting free pens that arn't for me, dammit!

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[info]superfluffy
2005-09-28 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Commendable, I'm sure...*cough*

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[info]lemonjelly182
2005-09-28 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Free lollies? I suppose I best go to my freshers fare thing then, if there's no lollies I will be dissapointed.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-28 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I think you should put all this treasure in one of the condoms, tie that to the balloons with the yo-yo, and set it free! Free, to wander the Earth and eventually descend into the back garden of someone more deserving of all those sweets than you.

You can keep the duck though.

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[info]hiddenleaves
2005-09-30 09:22 am UTC (link)
Matt, have you seen/played with this?

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